if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die
(Source: eqocentric, via iadoreyoubabe)
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They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)
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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
(Source: els3n, via stupid-for-believing)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via stupid-for-believing)
when you find a pen that glides across the page like its ink is the tears of Jesus
especially at exam times
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most perfect people :’)
Black and white couples blog
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